El-P - Help Wanted lyrics

I am financial advisor to the President. To save the country's economy, you must eliminate four million citizens in the next five years. Begin with operations of gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas a**holes and gas who*ehouses, etc I am the chief of the police. This is the most beautiful day of your life. On your own free will, you came to surrender a part of your body to me. Laughs My name is Lut, my planet is Pluto, my business is architecture. A man doesn't need a home. All he needs is a shelter. If we can sell him on the idea of a shelter, we can make millions. Claps The worker will come here only to sleep. He won't need electricity or water. He won't have to cook. We'll condition him to eat at the factory. Claps My name is Sel. My planet is Saturn. My customers are children. We manufacture war toys. We have an electronic computer programmed with the politics of the government. The government is our client. We think the computer data on coming wars and revolutions. It tells us what kind of toys to produce to condition children from birth Workers needed in the miniature plastic bomb shop Workers needed in the miniature plastic bomb shop Workers needed in the miniature plastic bomb shop