El-P - Blockbuster Night Part 2 lyrics

[Verse 1: k**er Mike] The elephant's in the room, I'm talking two ton(as) Bitter truth to ya' face, like this is two gun(as) One half of the crew, you know them j**el runners Move us out of our lane, sh** who's gonna? sh** stain on they brain, that's right- poo'd on ‘em And pissed on ‘em! Dirt kicked on ‘em! Shot his cat, pop that p**y, threw that b**h! Stood behind his mama, put my dick on her! k**er did a k**a Cam- couldn't k** a kid so I spit on her! (Puuuuh!) Like this on her! [Verse 2: El-P] I somersault in the room and then pop to the van damme split on em Rappers all get the dick like they got clits on em Big and sweaty testicular cancer induced tits on em The love to hug and cry and explain what they are the victim of Braid each others hair and tell stories bout how they've been in love Hey kids I'm a computer, I'm a trooper feeling super, shoot the future like a looper You tryna step like gooses ima go home with your luger The tie-ers of the nooses get a broom up in their pooper [Bridge: k**er Mike] This is for the dope do-er, ho pursuer If you procure then you cut her and stick her like a skewer See this is for paupers and the prisoner, authors of the literature Opposers to the holders of the swastika insignia [Verse 3: Despot] Cue the music I'm bout to do something stupid I got a new shiny tool kit to fix your face and I'll use it Flippin birds I ain't talkin no middle fingers Come line up to kiss the ring of your favorite rap singer Des pot roast comin out the oven hot Stuntin on you bumbaclots fronting like you runnin blocks Bet your mother love to watch you come up out ya f**in socks Spin the barrel take a shot loves you or it loves you not Pop..schlepping weapons out the seven Betting on who gettin to heaven first with the henchmen Try to test me I'll send some shots at your keppy You best address me correctly but mama still calls me Lechky [Verse 4: Wiki] When someone ask me to spit it, I'm nasty Like a cabbie with cricket, I know it like the back of my hand I actually did it If you even think ‘bout dapping my hand Homie better be dapper than Dan, You wit it Actually fam, what you wanna gonna laugh at me fam? Right cause I'm tacky and tan It's actually him pa** me the gin Pa** me whatever you got, pa** me your b**h Pa** me the clip hit it hold it now it's bout time to pa** me the 5th Sipit Soledmysoulforitpa** it back to the b**h Hopefully she get half as just swizzed as wik After the fact that he had to just sip, just dip