Egoraptor - Luigi's Ballad lyrics

Luigi:Princess Peach, Won't you listen to my speech? I don't have any stars of invincibility. But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me, I'm your Luigi! Mario: What up, b**h?! I got a 1UP, b**h! What's inside that Question Block? It's my dick! It's-a-me a-Mario; I'm more italian than pastrami, I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami! I saved you from dragons and evil boos that are spooky! Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki? I will mount you like yoshi and show you things you've never seen! My mushroom's now mega if you know what I mean, So s** it! Luigi: Mario, You always do this sh**! I like a girl and you ruin it! By yelling stuff about your dick, Until they go away! Peach: hey, Luigi, it's okay! That Mario's a bit risqué, Just tell me what you need to say! Please don't be afraid! Luigi: Oh, princess! It means so much for me to hear you say that. The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that- GOD DAMN IT! Mario: I'm here to pleasure that a**! I'd like to go first, Princess, but I always cum last, And you say we'll get together but I'm jackin' off alone, Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones! I am tired of your run-around, it's such a f**in' ha**le, I go through sh** and then you're in another f**in' castle! You gotta think about it? Well I dont believe the hype You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe! Peach: OMG! I can't decide on which of you should be the quy to take me on a mustache ride that'll redefine my life! Luigi & Peach: I'm ready to give a shot! It's not about how many coins you got, I just know I like you a lot! Mario: Yo s*uts! Check out my yacht! Luigi: Let me take you on a magic kart ride! Mario: I'll bust all yo' balloons when I smack your backside! Luigi: We'll have some fun, I'll bring my friends along. Mario: I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong! Come on, Peach! It's time to make your choice! I'm the only plumber that can make your b**bies rejoice! Green lanky-a** brother ain't got sh** on me! It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea! (nis) [music stops] Mario: So, who's it going to be Princess? Peach: I choose... Toad! Mario & Luigi: TOAD? Peach: Well, his whole body's shaped like a dick... Mario & Luigi: oh yeah yeah definitely, toads are shaped like dicks