Life is hard And so am I You'd better give me Something so I don't die Novocaine for the soul Before I sputter out Life is white And I am black Jesus and His lawyer Are coming back Oh, my darling will you be here? Before I sputter out Guess, who's living here With the great undead This paint by numbers life Is f**ing with my head, once again Life is good And I feel great 'Cause mother says I was A great mistake Novocaine for the soul You'd better give me Something to fill the hole Before I sputter out