You look so pretty when you have been drinking And don't care when your friends say you're a mess You laugh at all my jokes when no one else does So I feel it's only right I must confess You see I wasn't really drunk I was just pretending Because I wanted so much to feel the way you do And now this party it seems never ending I would gladly sip my champaign from your shoes When I found you sitting there under the table I hoped that you would make some room for me But I have never been much of a drinker And at this bar they don't serve herbal tea You see I wasn't....... So I woke with the dawn to fix you breakfast I served it to you right there in your bed But your blood shot eyes adressed me like a stranger As if I caused that pain inside your head I wasn't really drunk.......