Edward Kleban - Sing! lyrics

[KRISTINE] See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was I have trouble with the It goes all around my It's a terrifying See, I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was Which is why I disappear if someone says, "Let's start a [AL] Sing! Note! Throat! Thing! Higher! Choir!" Hey, when I begin to It's a cross between a And a quiver or a It's a little like a Or the record player What it doesn't have is Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy But I really couldn't I could never really What I couldn't do was Squeak! Shriek! Moan! Croak! Broke! Tone! Ding-a-ling Sing! Sing! Sing! [AL] Three blind mice She's doing her best Jingle bells, jingle bells She gets depressed [KRISTINE] Three blind mice It isn't intentional! Jingle bells, jingle bells It really blows my mind [KRISTINE] But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower Still, I'm terrific at a Guys are comin' in their I'm a birdie on the But if I begin to They say, "Who's the little Going 'pong' instead of And when Christmas comes and all my friends go It is so dishearten- It is so disquiet- It is so discourag- Darling, please stop answer- See, I really couldn't I could never really What I couldn't do was [AL] Power Dance! Pants! Wing! Chirp! Twerp! 'Ping'!" Ning! Ting! Ging! Ring! Sing! Sing! [COMP] Caroling [COMPANY] Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si-do Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-si-do La! La! [KRISTINE] La! La! [GIRLS] Sing, sing Sing, sing, sing, sing Sing, sing Sing, sing [BOYS] Never sing a note Please never Never sing a note Don't ever... [KRISTINE] ...Sing [COMPANY] Sing!