Edward Kleban - I Can Do That lyrics

[MIKE] I'm watchin' Sis go pitterpat Said "I can do that I can do that." Knew ev'ry step right off the bat Said "I can do that I can do that." One morning sis won't go to dance cla** I grabbed her shoes and tights and all But my foot's too small So I stuff her shoes with extra socks Run seven blocks In nothin' flat Hell, I can do that I can do that I got to cla** and had it made And so I stayed The rest of my life All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat) Said, "I can do this That I can do! I can do that"