The priest was wearing crimson Blessed the brimstone Called the Devil 'sir' As fires burned and candles flickered Revellers were rolling in the dirt, flicking wax Having s** beneath the eiderdown Zip the clown was playing sax A hellhound played the bugle Handel blew 'Messiah' on Kazoo! "It's simply super!" said the naked taxman s**ing on a bone, attacking lonely widows Stroking zones and charging V.A.T A Lady felt the earth move (Oh! He's in the groove) And thunder clapped, the mountains whistled Lisa shook a fist She said "I'm flattered!" Scattered ashes on the devil's head And elegantly strolled into the sunset! Born again!