Edward Ka-Spel - Lisa's Christening lyrics

The temple swayed from side to side, we waited at the door Reading bibles, snorting coke and looking rather bored The priestess pa**ed the holy water and we drank it, asked for more At Lisa's Christening And through the dark clouds round the steeple, sun and stars appeared We reached for our protective helmets - it was raining chandeliers And farmer caught a melting shell and pressed it to his ear At Lisa's Christening Priestess held the silver mirror, winked and combed her hair She whistled twice and snapped her fingers - we knelt and said a prayer Raised the baton, shouted "Louder" - threw Lisa in the air But she survived...