Edward "Jewfro" Lidow - President Carter lyrics

[Produced by Angel "Onhel" Aponte and Infamous] [Intro] God bless america... - Carter, are you prepared to take the constitutional oath? - I am... - Will you place your left hand on the Bible and raise your right hand and repeat after me, I... [Hook] President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter [Verse 1] Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand So these days I try to think twice when I can Money on my mind as God as my witness Love don't live here and it don't even visit I do this for my Uptown politicians Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to piss in n***as ain't satisfied until they mama missin' n***as ain't satisfied until they mama miss 'em Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms Tote tools like mechanics, mechanisms Uh, detrimental on any instrumental I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentals I'm beneficial, I've been official I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu I like my short cake shorter Ain't no motherf**er harder than [Hook] President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter [Verse 2] Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances Your family tree, I will break branches Cause I don't give a f**, I put the a** in a**a**in Smoke you like a blunt then it's ashes to ashes The future is born, put the past in the casket If real sh** is dead then n***a I'm a ba*tard Uh, appetite for disaster I want a full plate then another plate after Uh, yesterday just died Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives When sh** get deep I'm never afraid to dive Let the money pile up until I'm buried alive Ask who the f** want it, I bring it to your doorbell Have n***as in ya yard like a yard sale Smoking weed, getting head in the oval office I changed the stars on the flag into crosses [Interlude] Amen, so now instead of pledge, we pray, yeah [Hook] President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter President Carter, Pre-President Carter [Verse 3] Ya dead to me, brown gra** n***a I just stand still and let the ground pa** n***a Bullsh** for lunch, brown bag n***a Reality's a b**h and I'mma dance with her 140 pounds, 5'6 from the ground b**h I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge I tried to f** the world and couldn't even get aroused I ain't looking for the beef but I ain't seen it in a while Uh, and we all want world peace Murder show, I give your a** good seats sh**, I'm much more than a good speech [Outro] Gorillas in suits The holy war, the spiritual troops Fighting over the mythical truth Drowning in the political soup They shoot missiles and nukes Taking out such a pivotal group The body count is the physical proof And they thought d** were k**ing the youth, *chuckles* Thank you, thank you all, I am President Carter