Educated Consumers - If You're Gonna Be Depressed, You Might As Well Enjoy It lyrics

[Intro: SeezMics] God ain't helping ya, babe [Hook: SeezMics] If you're gonna be depressed, you might as well enjoy it Smile as your brain treats your body like a target If you're gonna be depressed, you might as well enjoy it Laugh as your head hangs over the toilet [Verse 1: SeezMics] Turn that frown upside down By turning the coke mirror the other way around Oh, you flipping the script and going clean Well how you gonna get that daily dose of dopamine He bounced and it made you feel ugly Find beauty in f**ing all of his buddies She left you for somebody politer So jerk off to p**n stars who look just like her Don't feel bad about yourself s**ually Feel better about your weight with extra cheese Your sixth slice this morning And you ain't showering today, it's a sure thing Why bother? This is your alone time Another bong hit, the silver lining gold mine You and your true love never gonna talk again? Gulp - chase the self hate with a klonopin I can see you're at the end of your rope So the cigarette's another inch or two if you wanna cope And if you don't lack the self respect to bum a smoke You could always set yourself on fire, it's just a joke Nothing you ain't seen on TV 18 hours a day on the couch- easy Lots of misery on there to keep you company So many people got it worse, it makes you feel cuddly So you call up an old flame To reopen the wounds and reinforce there's no blame Except for what they said Soon as they hang up, go ahead and play dead Wake up and leer at your kid Until they get the hint and grab a beer from the fridge Make it two- one for me, one for you Oh, now you gotta go to school? Well good for you Why you wanna earn a degree? I guess it's more liquid courage for me If I'm gonna be depressed, I might as well enjoy it And won't let your happiness destroy it If I'm gonna be depressed, I might as well enjoy it And won't let your happiness destroy it [Outro: SeezMics] Read up on panic and anxiety Only to take out the anger on yourself, silently