Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Fortune Teller lyrics

To try and tell his fortune this time, She buried his hand in the ground You will be late for appointments. You'll have an itch you can't scratch Way down, with your hand underground. The tides are turning in her kitchen sink Her world is flat but the?planet's so round? Sometimes she's so happy But some news is so bad She contemplates every household sound Beep beep beep, alarm clock Ring ring ring, the phone Beep beep beep, alarm clock Ring ring ring, the phone One more prediction, then we'll go One more condition before he totally pretends her hand is empty when it's on his head One more time for good luck, oh oh! He's bowling with her crystal ball Throwing it down the hall Dedicated to her dream of silence She talks to her appliances, she tells them to be quiet She can't find her cards, and she can't read her instant coffee Why does it have to be this way? Beep beep beep, alarm clock Ring ring ring, the phone Beep beep beep, alarm clock Ring ring ring, the phone