Eddie Murphy - King of the Bongo Bong lyrics

[Skit: Excerpt from Eddie Murphy's Raw] E: And send your woman off to the romantic Bahamas by herself? By herself? To the Bahamas?! She laid out all day and got a tan Your woman is fine and got her body looking right There's lovers on the beach making love The moon is shimmying off the ocean And your woman is standing there looking at it And crying and all of a sudden a dude named Dexter walks up Dexter Saint Jock... D: What a beautiful girl like you doing by herself on the island of love? W: I'm having some problems with my boyfriend so I came down here to think it over D: Well tell me what hotel your man staying in and me go over and tell him you treat a woman like you like a princess. If you were my woman I'd make love to you constantly! What hotel this man staying in?! W: Well, he's back in New York... D: Is that right? (music starts) D: Well listen girl, won't you come back round my place? We sit down and talk it over... W: All we gon' do is talk? [Intro] Girl we gon' do more than that [Refrain 1] I can tell you anything that you would ever want to hear I can make you feel so good You'd probably end up disappearing on him No need to try and argie baby Listen to them bongos baby You know that you love 'em You know that you'd probably come and see me Come and hug me when you see me After all this cause I'm the— [Hook] King of the Bongo King of the Bongo Bong Hear me when I come baby King of the Bongo King of the Bongo Bong Everybody knows my name [Verse 1] I understand the game I just don't know how to win it What do you mean breathe? I don't know how to breathe All I see are the trees The fire and smoke The burning—it hurts How could you leave to enter the jungle With mister— [Hook] King of the Bongo King of the Bongo Bong Hear me when I come baby King of the Bongo King of the Bongo Bong Everybody knows my name [Verse 2] What is intoxication But the search for the feelings we feel we deserve How 'bout I give you a bit for dessert More than you should have You should try and ride it out I know you'll enjoy it I know you'll scream for it When I make you Mrs.— [Hook] King of the Bongo King of the Bongo Bong Hear me when I come baby King of the Bongo King of the Bongo Bong Everybody knows my name [Verse 3] I hate lies, I hate covers I hate blinds, I hate lovers Teach me what you are Seems to get you far Seems to get you everything you want Guess I'll probably try it out right now [Refrain 2] I can tell you everything that you would never want to hear I can make you feel so bad You'd probably end up disappearing on him No need to try and argie baby Listen to them bongos baby You know that you hate 'em You know that you'd probably go and see him Go and fake me when you see him After all this Cause I'm the— [Outro] Manu Chao ladies and gentlemen Cause he the... Cause he the... Cause he the... Hear me when I come baby Cause he the... Cause he the... Cause he the... Everybody knows my name [Skit CONT'D: Excerpt from Eddie Murphy's Raw] E: Next thing you know Dexter is f**ing your woman Well... Send your woman home floating on air... Walk through the door like this: "I shot the sheriff." A: And the muthaf**in' deputy...