[Verse 1 - Doc Waffles] Rabbit in the Moon's suit lost below the Amba**ador Furry chest bachelor's nest, dress to Impressions of Africa Aquariums with little plastic deep sea divers Blue rocks; baby I'm a Bagley Vision survivor Green frequency gains new immersion treatments and games: Waterproof all the bucolic, ban*l, blue dolls Submarines with little metal periscopic gliders Private eyes; baby I'm a pathological liar This piranha-proof swimsuit pattern that I have configured Lets you bathe up to the waist in the world's most dangerous rivers To nails apply "Story of the Eye" Battaile egg dye In semiotic spirals while reading and letting your legs dry Ink design ocean line, Whistler waves in the fog lights Klondike white Chucks; codeine's only for dog bites Kite strings in the wind pretty white things, its nice to pretend Everyone's your friend, except the T-Wolves, Vikings and Twins [Hook - J. Walker] So when you see Kirby Puckett Tell him, "you ain't no friend of mine." And your boy Sam Ca**ell (tell him) He ain't no friend of mine Randall Cunningham ain't no friend of mine [Verse 2 - Josef Coney Island] Moustache John Sally, outdoor Cali Got no alibi high at the Dally in the Alley Chuck and Waffles show railing dimes on railing in the alley Fourth of July, she four and a quarter, f** it I've got four on that quarter onion The type of performer with a Geordi La Forge Visor Getting live on the corner dusted f** your corny pollying, I'm at that same Coney, different Island Camel Joe smiling Old Miami free styling got that ghettto blaster handy Urinals coated in crushed candy A drunk amongst lushes, scumbag hooligan rambunctious Scrapping douche bags for the last package of blunts Four in the morning, leave them on the porch in the pouring rain Foraging for change They're bargain basement, while I barge in basements With a bar grin wasted. Take all their sh**... Except the Cubs hats, Sox hats, Bears hats, and Bulls hats That's that bull-shat!!