Eddie Hask** - Radio Flyer lyrics

They say cats got nine lives but my cat scan revealed that I'm a one match man Concealed on the path of my hand, life line its fight time when I write the rhymes That brings shock to little kids like when the old man strikes the moms (SE) And I'm the old man call me king, radio flyer Driving a rusty truck with worn out radial tires I'm a white trash prick who likes to get his a** licked Oh you don't like me? Stick to Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck I'm a pimp; so many girls gotta push em away (SE) But it gets a little hard when their bush is in my face But I like it clean shaven with tits like cantaloupe So I got plans to elope with the next female rocking a camel toe p**y... showing right through those spandex Plus we just got married so can you hit my man next And you my cousin but I insist its non incest (SE) That's only for immediate family yo plus we just met So let's f** and afterwards snuggle with the covers And hopefully E can forget that both of our uncles are brothers And I've never heard of rubbers so I'm just gonna hit it raw I'm your stereotypical trailer, white male at 34 [Chorus] They call me white trash the kind that only pays with cash Eat corn beef and hash and never wipes my a** I got a beer in one hand and a steering wheel in the right Blasting country music, drunk driving at night Seems to be about a year since my last haircut And only date women that are chain smoking overweight s*uts Goatees, cut off tees, tight jeans with tucked in boots I get abusive and that's the truth It seems like every job I've had entails dirt under the fingernails I make 11.50 an hour so f** a singers sales And I joined a union and they taking care of me So when I work 40 plus a week time and a half is guaranteed Plus it keeps me out of the house I stopped beating up the kids But it will probably only last until I move back in Make sure to have gifts in hand when I reach the front door Apologize for the bruises and calling her a c*nt who*e So please take me back yo I even stopped drinking But my left eye was wink winking and my right eye was blink blinking (SE) She's thinking I'm a changed man and all of the angers lost But I never tell blatant lies without having my fingers crossed So she let me back in give me bout a week or so\ But this time its no bruises I delivering a lethal blow Across the head I'm forced to fled of course she's dead I'm not surprised Turned my seeds to foster kids cause to me they're not alive [Chorus] Now I'm so lonely and it's the bars I seek I got out on bail, manslaughter laws are weak And I probably get off on some sort of technicality Suspension from work is just vacation without the salary Enjoying sleeping in walking in robes and slippers It's like my wife's asleep and the kids are at the sitters My friends bring over strippers they acting the same They call it the bachelor pad and that's what's insane I know I got a slight problem but there's no need to address it Cause I'll be address less when the judge figures out a proper sentence You can snail mail me in jail e-mail some sort of trash joke How straight men go in and come out queer as folk So yeah I'm doing time remorse will be shown in court But I'm really upset that I took it too far and got court So now I'm in the system and it aint working for sh** Cause when I get out I'mma still hit the bars and get lit