Eddie From Ohio - The Bird lyrics

What then on God's paved Earth Could you be thinking of? I'm so benign and kind An amba**ador of love I've got good will, nice teeth And plus the right of way Then who are you to act In such an evil way My clutch is dead, my face is red I wish I were back home in bed I've got this picture perfect village That resides inside my head But I'm awoken by your horn And an angry middle finger instead Don't give me the bird Just shake your fist Don't utter a word - just blow me a kiss We're all in this together We're birds of a feather But not that bird, I love you Is it just me to think What could I've ever done You've got one branch Five twigs and wanna loan me one I got here first You're in my path You're in my life You're in the wrong Keep your gesture to yourself Look ahead and move along With feet of lead, I bet you said Why did I stop I should have sped I am a Polyanna remake And can you believe unwed? My heart is broken by your horn And your angry middle finger instead CHORUS London's got the Vs L.A.'s got the gun Philly snaps its elbow At almost anyone Arabs thumb their teeth Italians flip their chin Always good to know What country you are in I'm not that old, not that young And I don't partake in rage I pray for peace, I brake for dogs And always act my age About my age, this is why I react to you this way Don't flip me off, no, not now My birthday is today You've cussed and bled And have just said My brand of chivalry is dead But I am the Bluebird of Happiness YOU STUPID LITTLE KID No words are spoken Just your horn And your angry middle finger instead CHORUS