Eddie From Ohio - If I Were A Flintstone lyrics

if i were a flintstone i'd make myself some shoes i'd set up shop and sell bedrock my shoes sensible shoes a pioneer of footwear lordy-be and bless my soul i'd be a bc billionaire the first you'd ever know so load your wheels with t-bone steaks keep in mind you got no breaks it's no small feat to stop your car so mind the stops wherever you are that you don't wear out your shoes if i were mayor of bedrock i'd write a law on shoes i'd make the town of bedrock all wear shoes sensible shoes the maker of air freds lordy-be and bless my soul i'd retire a bc billionaire the first you'd ever know chorus and if i were a jetson i'd throw out all my shoes i'd set up cans for friends to dump their shoes senseless shoes a pioneer of callouses, lordy-be and bless my soul i'd be a barefoot spaceman the first you'd ever know chorus