Edan - How We Met lyrics

[Edan] Out the dungeon of brain-pain I came With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe With a suit made of electricity I ran through the Great Wall of China convincingly That was after the world tour When I traveled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's core I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer Ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's ear I fought fear with the hammer Thor lent me And tangled with the angel of d**h for four centuries Put a name plate on the astroid belt And I ran through the future with a android's help Thats when civilians were made of metal I received a coronation cause I had the last flower petal My powers settled a clash between races And put good people on the magazine faces Substituted television scandals for elephants and pandas Tell 'em it's the elegant commando With a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the nose And the nose decomposed and so the story goes I slaped a 40-o out of a young man's hand And fed him lessons of life to formulate a plan I wore the prime meridian as a wristband And gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man The quicksand I withstood for good As I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Ba**...