Twiddly dee fe fo fi fum There's a giant sleeping and his pants are undone He shows no pity for anyone He's sure to be k**ed before the morning comes Twiddle my fingers and I twiddle my thumbs Cause I ain't gonna quit 'til my work is all done I'm a high society skid row bum Well on my way to kingdom come Well, I twiddle in the middle of the moon and sun I'm wishing and dreaming I'm a special someone Ain't laying my load on anyone It's way too high and it weighs a ton Do re mi fe fo fi fum I'm a slave to the music, it's my father and son I never force it on anyone Can't keep it a secret so I keep it on the run They may say what they say 'Bout the way that we stay They may do what they do 'Bout the things that we do Hey diddle diddle, did you spill your rum? Ain't worried about the dumb things I've done Ain't worried about the dumb things to come When I smell the blood of a little bit of fun Hey diddy hi diddy ho hi hum Sometimes I wanna be friends with everyone My friends tell me it can't be done And some days I feel I don't know anyone Now what goes up doesn't always come down You'll never believe the things I've found Amazing what you learn just hanging around Can't put a square peg in a hole that's round They may say what they say 'Bout the way that we stay They may do what they do 'Bout the things that we do Hey gabba hi gabba do da day Ain't for winning or for losing it's the pleasure to play Work all night and I sleep all day Yes, I guess I'm lucky I can live my own way