Ed Rose - To The Fruit Wizards of Donnington lyrics

A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head It hit my keyboard instead A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head And if it hit me, I'd be dead How can you wizards be So effing mean to me? Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me Hey wizards, it's hard to believe How much fruit you can fit up your sleeve Hey wizards, would you kindly let me know When you're running out of fruit So we can move on with the show Wish you would give me a reason It's not even apple season Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me I know it's par for the course You'd rather watch DragonForce Any moment could be my last breath I never wanna play after Megadeth A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head It hit my keyboard instead A wizard threw an apple at my head An apple at my head And if it hit me, I'd be dead Stop throwing fruit at me "Black Parade" is next and it's hard for me to see Wizards, stop throwing fruit at me