Alligator boy, get back in the swamp Alligator boy, you're looking so scared Alligator boy, get back in the swamp Alligator boy, you're looking so scaley Flicking your tail from side to side with a sick kind of expression You're looking for an alligator bride Alligator boy, pretend you're a log Alligator boy, why'd you eat my dog? Genetically grafted from all kinds of cells You're a silly little freak, waiting for the chime of wedding bells Break it down! Now listen to what I'm gonna say And it's too late, stop looking for a mate It's too late stop looking for a mate It's too late stop looking for a mate It's too late stop looking for a mate It's too late stop looking for a mate It's too late, stop looking It's too late, stop looking for a mate It's too late, stop looking for a mate Alligator boy (repeat)