Ecid - Surprise Yourself lyrics

[ECID] d**h to the mid-twenties pessimist This dead end debit pimp smiley face is evidence I don't love lady luck were just friends with benefits 88 MPH skipping ahead to the second kiss We all sleep walk embrace your inner coo coo Don't k** the dream before the car alarm woo woo's And your caught on a treadmill in a tube top and moon boots Pocket dialing bomb threats to your exes new boo Said it couldn't be done- Well I just did it With no gun, no chain and a dollar bill limit f**ing cynic, zip it. Give it a rest. I'm not finished Chin up, the gra** can't be that interesting? Is it? I celebrate in between both 11:11's Cuz 4:20 is an irrelevant collection of seconds I think a lot probably more than recommended I'm writing a novel in my head and don't wanna forget it (Hook) We will surprise you We will surprise them We're not going for broke we're going for amazing We will surprise you We will surprise them We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient We will surprise you We will surprise them We're not going for broke we're going for amazing We will surprise you We will surprise them We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient I used to be so “me against the world” 2Pac- I'm over it I'd rather hold yoga poses on a pogo stick And hump my beautiful brunette til the crazy dog notices Instead of going postal on a mogul screaming “socialist!” Ya gotta scare yourself stupid. Ya know moon a platoon Steroid enthusiasts while hoola hooping in a pool of AC units Til your soul gets so electrocuted your baby's Mommas other babies daddies babies shoes fit Last week I signed a contract on an airplane Just to light a match and dance in its ashes While we crash landed in the mid-Atlantic Sorry Captain, don't panic it just had to happen Don't believe in magic? And fabricated accidents? I do- But I wear skinny jeans like we invented fashion And damn I look good- better than your girlfriend Who wants a court side seat to see the world end (Hook) We will surprise you We will surprise them We're not going for broke we're going for amazing We will surprise you We will surprise them We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient We will surprise you We will surprise them We're not going for broke we're going for amazing We will surprise you We will surprise them We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient I finally figured out this whole walking through walls thing And all it took was a jack-hammer golf swing If only I could conquer walking on water Then my friends my game would really be evolving I quit drinking started eating cold turkey I was getting too loose too topsy turvey I'll never get bamboozled you can't out work me Why such a hurry? Stay a while. We're just getting flirty (Hook) We will surprise you We will surprise them We're not going for broke we're going for amazing We will surprise you We will surprise them We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient We will surprise you We will surprise them We're not going for broke we're going for amazing We will surprise you We will surprise them We went crazy years ago. Surprise yourself before you ancient