[Verse 1] I have a habit of pretending I can multi-task Ending up with so many open tabs The whole world goes flat, my bad Guess we're digging to China to find a flat screen to crack Imagination has a way of reshaping the destinations on our path Some days I wake up and wanna make out with the past But most days I'm like f** that Take a bath make a track and make it last I'm so hungry I could eat glue But I'll eat you instead, you little horse's head Today's endorphin says you're more alive than dead So why hide in bed? You've got that fortune to get [Hook] I'm breaking up with you, I'm breaking up with us I'm selling all your sh**, I'm burning all our stuff I'm in a long distance relationship with d**h It's complicated, we need space to keep it fresh [Post-Hook] It may be me All that ADD That's making me So crazy-z-z It may be me All that ADD That's making me So crazy-z-z [Verse 2] I know you keep sleeping around with people I love Like I wouldn't find out and it wouldn't beat me up As if it wasn't evil enough to stab me in the heart with my own blood Yeah, take away my friends without a goodbye, good luck I've been tryna break your heart but you're invincible In a world where empathy is not admissible I guess I missed the mark, but I hit the bull When I stopped tryna save you from being so miserable I'm automating my emotions till my feelings are nothing I can't trust you, I can't trust your cousin I try to smoke and drink with someone before I judge them But I blame both of you for the basket case I'm becoming [Hook] I'm breaking up with you, I'm breaking up with us I'm selling all your sh**, I'm burning all our stuff I'm in a long distance relationship with d**h It's complicated, we need space to keep it fresh [Post-Hook] It may be me All that ADD That's making me So crazy-z-z It may be me All that ADD That's making me So crazy-z-z [Verse 3] Let's pretend we've never met We'll meet again when we get reincarnated as house plants Maybe then we can be friends and drown a branch in bong water Till we mutate into a new strain, but I highly doubt that When life is apple pies and picket fences personified I suspect you're locked up for a petty crime But soon enough, you'll be back and I won't be going fine Just a call away from losing my mind I graduated to wearing black all year Who knows when I'll be gone, who knows when I'll be here But I'm ready for the fall at all times, my dear Chasing Jameson down a hill with a trail of my tears [Hook] I'm breaking up with you, I'm breaking up with us I'm selling all your sh**, I'm burning all our stuff I'm in a long distance relationship with d**h It's complicated, we need space to keep it fresh [Post-Hook] It may be me All that ADD That's making me So crazy-z-z It may be me All that ADD That's making me So crazy-z-z [Hook] I'm breaking up with you, I'm breaking up with us I'm selling all your sh**, I'm burning all our stuff I'm in a long distance relationship with d**h It's complicated, we need space to keep it fresh