Eazy-e - Merry Muthaphuckkin' Xmas lyrics
Come on over hunnie And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss Well what you want baby? Would you tell me a story? You want me to tell you a story? Hell yeah! Me too! Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story About the bad a** Eazy E He was drinkin' whiskey and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad Muthafu Gimmie that god damn book! Here let me read you this one Christmas in Compton It was a silent night, yes a holy night, Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaf**in' right? Deck the halls with balls of holy Tra la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly Merry Christmas muthaf**a! Merry muthaf**in' Christmas and a ho ho ho! While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe Now dashin' through the snow In a candy red top 6-4 Over the hills I go Laughin' at this hoe Nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That I'm gonna get this p**y tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her s** my dick this way Hey ring them bells, ring them bells She's takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's s**in' my dick Oh yay! Tis the season to get busy Compton crime lick And I'm smokin' on this stick. Ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Christmas Ho ho. I want a slay ride A cd player A fifty rum She said slide down the chimney In a pool of cum A VCR on a set with one of Those p**no flicks Give that to Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer To that rum like a everlastin' gobstopper Give me a hump for his co*k will be A party poppa I dig a ho Crack a dough By the north pole I'm havin' f**in' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know what's up I said here's some candy canes eat 'em up ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth Yo where's ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat. Buck wheat is a waskal That's no Christmas And all the toys, boys and girls f** ya wishes I got happy over joy in this muthaf**a No indo under my tree so Santa be a s**a ??? when I was young I was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearin' on the East I'd stay awake just to let America know That Santa was a fake I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive But all the f**in' bullsh** got played when I was five Years oh just stay young, bold datin' Singin' Silent Night carolin' recietin' Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle Eazy be the???? Just spread me a leaf Little kids don't cry When you find out the Santa Claus is just a f**in' lye. On the third day of Christmas my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of c**aine And a A muthaf**in' K b**h. Eazy-E oh Eazy-E Show us how you treat those b**hes I saw mommy f**in' Eazy-E. Close the door little b**h I'm gettin' these draws. I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop. I don't give a f** I'm gettin' Christmas caught Ho ho ho and away I go. Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho Well where's this???? Shut the f** up b**hes And go back to sleep. Yo black what you want for Christmas? Yo black I want a job ??? corn on the cob But a n***a will eat them chicken, and Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food Who's climbin' in my window Smokin' up indo My carin' and high make a high know Yo black what you want for Christmas? Yo black I want some cash So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash. A rump pa pump pump A rump pa pump pump Merry muthaf**in' Christmas Merry muthaf**in' Christmas Merry muthaf**in' Christmas And have a f**ed up new year (x4) You b**h!! And they all went to prison And lived f**ed up lives ever after The end