Eazy-e - Merry Muthaf**in X-mas lyrics

[uncle dolamite] Come on over hunnie And give your uncle dolamite a kiss [*kissing sounds*] Well what you want baby? [baby] Would you tell me a story? [uncle dolamite] You want me to tell you a story? [baby] Hell yeah! [other baby] Me too! [uncle dolamite] Yes hunnie i'm a tell you a story About the bad a** eazy-e He was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three Listen and listen well He's a bad muthafu- [mother] Gimmie that god damn book! Here let me read you this one Chrismas in compton It was a silent night, yes a holy night Until mr. claus turned into santa muthaf**in' right? [carolers] Deck the halls with balls of holy Fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly.... [eazy-e] Merry chrismas muthaf**a! [*gun shots*] Merry muthaf**in' chrismas and a ho ho ho! While i'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe Now dashin' through the snow In a candy right top 6-4 Over the hills i go Laughin' at this hoe Nuts on rich and rings Makin' me feel right Oh what fun it is to know That i'm gonna get this p**y tonight So ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to watch her s** my dick this way Hey ring them bells, ring them bells Shes takin' it all the way Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's s**in' my dick Oh yay! Tis the season to get busy Compton crime lick And i'm smokin' on this stick. [santa] Ho ho ho come sit on my face I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for chrismas Ho ho. [menajahtwa] I want a slay ride A cd player A fifty rum ??? and i'm gonna cum A vcr ???? some p**no flicks Rudolph the red nose reindeer ??? like a everlastin' gobstoper ??? poppa I dig a ho Crack a dough By the nuts oh ???? f**in' in tha snow I made him drop to his knees Yeah you know whats up I said heres some candy canes eat'em up ???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. [] All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth My two front teeth, my two front teeth All i want for chrismas is my two front teeth Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat. [buck wheat] Buck wheat is a waskal Thats no chrismas And all the toys, boys and girls f** ya wishes I got happy over joy in this muthaf**a No indo under my tree so santa be a s**a ??? when i was young i was the only kid Who had enough guts to be Good ole hearin' on the east I'd stay awake just to let america know That santa was a fake I used to believe in saint dick when elvis was alive But all the f**in' bullsh** got played when i was five Years oh just stay young, bold datin' Singin' silent night carolin' recietin' Now all i want for chrismas is my indo wreath I got my two front teeth Uncle eazy be the ???? Just spread me a leaf Little kids don't cry When you find out the santa claus is just a f**in' lye. [eazy-e] On the third day of chrismas my homeboys gave to me Three pounds of indo Two birds of c**aine And a a muthaf**in' k b**h. [] Eazy-e oh eazy-e Show us how you treat those b**hes I saw mommy f**in' eazy-e. [eazy-e] Close the door little b**h I'm gettin' these draws. [] I'm a tell my daddy if ya a** don't stop. [eazy-e] I don't give a f** I'm gettin' chrismas caught Ho ho ho and away i go. [] Oh saint nick got a dick like a ho Well wheres this ???? [eazy-e] Shut the f** up b**hes And go back to sleep. [] Yo black what you want for christmas? Yo black i want a job ??? corn on the cob But a n***a will eat them chicken, and Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food Whos climbin' in my window Smokin' up indo My carin' and high make a high know [*a lot of mumblin'*] Yo black what you want for christmas? Yo black i want some cash So i can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash. [] A rump pa pump pump A rump pa pump pump [every one] Merry muthaf**in' chrismas Merry muthaf**in' chrismas Merry muthaf**in' chrismas And have a f**ed up new year (x4) [eazy-e] You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!! [mother] And they all went to prison And lived f**ed up lives ever after The end