E.M.J. (Alterboy Productions) - What The Back Of His T​-​Shirt Should Have Said lyrics

The tiny T-Shirt stretched over the pecs and biceps of the large handsome man read “Virginity is Curable.” But the backside should have said “However, Genital Herpes HIV, HPV, unwanted pregnancy or a plain old broken heart, is not. Now don't start Rolling your eyes ‘cause I'm not trying to tell you how to live. I'm just explaining why I Choose to live the way I do I'm well past puberty and I'm still a virgin I have never made love and I will never “make love.” Love cannot be made and is not a synonym for getting laid And just to set the record straight If I wanted some, I could get some But I want Someone Someone that will be in my life past tonight, past next month, past next decade Someone that won't say to five other guys the same sweet orgasmic lie, “I, Love, You.” Someone who believes s** is the pinnacle of a relationship and not the base of the Pyramid Someone I enjoy being with even when she's not naked and in my bed Someone I connect with emotionally, psychologically, spiritually Someone who's worth the wait Someone who believes I'm worth the wait Someone who doesn't insist on protection ‘cause she's not afraid of me or anything I Might have contracted Someone who will be glad to Mother my kids Someone who won't hate her child because he looks like me Someone who will never try her best to eradicate my place in her memory Someone who knows when her breasts hang low and her wrinkles fold I will not trade her For a p**no and my right hand Someone who understands that it takes a strong man to control his pa**ions Someone who looks forward to loosing them Some who will put that song on repeat and ooh wee until we faint from fatigue then wake The next morning and feel, no, shame. ‘Cause we have the same last name And our nasty is holy So thanks for the offer Dr. Lover, but I'll wait for one who also suffers, and we'll cure Each other