E-dubble - Cla** Clown lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Freestyle Friday 15, it's middle school month, May, let's go! [Verse 1] Age thirteen, living life awkward 8th grade s**s so we're looking for a bargain Chillin' in the parking, lot like its cool When really we're the fat kids swimming in the pool The girls like a**holes tiny lil' rascals Couldn't pull a chick even with a la**o Not that I tried, it was easier to be cool Even though our attitudes were really just see through All them insecurities mountain like the Pyrenees Don't wanna see myself cover up the mirror please Why am I taller than all of my teachers? And why I gotta wear this grown man sized tee shirt? Chillin' in the bleachers, tryna skip gym cla** Why run a mile while YOU need slim fast You get a hall pa**, I'm the new substitute Can't tell me nothin' so go and bug another dude [Hook] I got hair on my nuts And I can be scary as f** And all I wanna do is some bad sh** Got a good family but I'm actin' like a ba*tard And they tell me I'm smart But that ain't gon' get me no broad So for now I'm the cla** clown Swallow the emotionst then pull the mask out [Verse 2] At the middle school dance Mister DJ please play our anthem Requests are granted Discman skips and the tables shaky When the beat cuts off you piss off the ladies The boys just laugh cuz' we caught a break And now its back to the wall to just stall and wait Hoping that a girl got the balls to say "You wanna slow dance boy, the man's about to play" WELL I DO! And lucky for you, my two left feet stayed home tonight So you can take off your shoes, and I'll make all of the moves Keep them lil' petite feet on mine you got nothing to lose No alcohol to quell the inhibitions We fight those with jokes about kissin' Both got braces break the ice with em' Same orthodontist, yes, he's a dickhead Grab your girls, and I'll grab my homies Everyone's happy cuz' now we ain't lonely Wasn't that hard regards to those phonies Still play the wall and actin' so ornery Shake them off and slip on them tiles Who you call losers tonight are on fire Improvised dancin'like Jack McGuyver But the lights come on -- WE don't know how to say bye cause- [Hook] I got hair on my nuts And I can be scary as f** And all I wanna do is some bad sh** Got a good family but I'm actin' like a ba*tard And they tell me I'm smart But that ain't gon' get me no broad So for now I'm the cla** clown Swallow the emotionst then pull the mask out [Bridge] We rockin' to some slow jams You grind on my OH DAMN The teacher says none of that Tryna seperate us, come on now where's the fun in that