E. Detzel - Bottle lyrics

[Guitar Intro] [Verse 1: Detz] Wake up at 5:30, 'nother day, 'nother dollar This is what I get for being a white collar For going to college and becoming a young scholar I miss the days of summer when i couldn't be bothered Oh well, grab my coffee and a bite to eat Hop on my skateboard and roll down the street Feel the heat rising up from under my feet Roll up to the train station man and what do I see? My train leaving! Heading out to the burbs I hang my head and sit down, on one of the curbs Shaking from nerves, cuz of what I've yet to do Talking to my boss cuz i couldn't get through My phone rings, I'm going outta my dang mind It's my boss, he hits me with a Donald Trump tag line Damn, developing a complex, you see Then this fella sits next to me, and says: [Hook: KILLAKAKE] When the sh** hits the fan Man, you gotta take a stand And you gotta move on with your life If you get shut down you should get f**ed up Man, you should just try it tonight Cuz I've got a bottle, you've got a cup (you've got a cup) And I got a motto, everybody get f**ed up [Verse 2: KILLAKAKE] Damn, my head's spinning full throttle This is what I get for drinking a whole bottle 'Bout to hit the liquor store and get a full bottle Don't you wanna grow up to become a role model? I'ma drink and party hard if it k**s me Sorry Frank but alcohol does thrill me I absolutely get a kick out of champagne Bought a couple bottles, now I'm 'bout to do the damn thing Soaking up the summer sun and i got two things: A beer and a chance for another one Now I'm on the rebound like Bill Russell With a lifestyle providing me grounds to build muscle In other words it's lifting the weight of the world for me So i can get shorties and drunk off of warm 40's But today, a rough guy I'd call very weak Is sitting with puffed eyes and red strawberry cheeks It's enough to turn the clock back to scarier weeks So I hand him my bottle as I prepare to speak I say: [Hook: KILLAKAKE] When the sh** hits the fan Man, you gotta take a stand And you gotta move on with your life If you get shut down you should get f**ed up Man, you should just try it tonight Cuz I've got a bottle, you've got a cup (you've got a cup) And I got a motto, everybody get f**ed up [Verse 3: KILLAKAKE & Detz] (KILLAKAKE) Hello Sir, looks like you've seen better days My Name's Kake, not to pry man, but why the long face? (Detz) Come on man, you trying to be funny my dude? Go away man, i ain't got no money for you (KILLAKAKE) Haha, what you think, that I'm some kind of bum Cuz I'm walking 'round the city with a bottle of rum? (Detz) To be honest, you look kind of dumb How's that job going? What's that, you couldn't get one? (KILLAKAKE) What, so i can end up being like you? Come with me to the bar and have yourself a brew Just relax yourself man, enjoy the summer Be more like a bum and less like a bummer (Detz) I said to him: You know what? I think that you're right So we went into a bar and had a hell of a night The next day we saw a man wearing a suit Someone to whom his boss had just given the boot Yesterday it was me, now it's him in the shoes Life's too short to be swimming in blues I said: [Hook: KILLAKAKE & Detz] When the sh** hits the fan Man, you gotta take a stand And you gotta move on with your life If you get shut down you should get f**ed up Man, you should just try it tonight Cuz I've got a bottle, you've got a cup (you've got a cup) And I got a motto, everybody get f**ed up [Guitar solo]