E-40 - Lace Me Up lyrics

[e-40] Ahhh.. Uhh, yeah, uhh! (uhh, yeah, yeah) (click click, click click click) yeah, click sh** Homeboy (homeboy) suga (homeboy) Chorus: e-40, suga t (repeat 4x) [e] want me to tie yo' shoes? [s] yeah (yeahhh) [e] want me to lace you? [s] lace me (lace me up!) [e] suga, i'm a man and believe me, most men is faulty They only out for one thang and that's to get between them drawers [s] now dere you go with that dry drama captain I know you mobbin, but why you tryin to stop my action? [e] tear that off! you better get somewhere with that, you trippin [s] you know how long we been long range pimpin [e] i'm sayin, have a little cla** [s] i'm 'posed to break his a** right, right? [e] den give up the a**! [s] okay, let's go hit the pot Watch 'em serve a knot and get two hundred off that cot [e] that's trill; crack him for his change Get off in his narrow mind, exercise yo' game [s] like that? (homeboy) so quick They call me suga break-a-trick [e] you mean like sherrie stack-a-grip? [s] yeah; ain't nuttin to it Us females ball too - somebody gotta do it! Chorus [e] i got, three switchin beotches, christine irene and dorene Cleanin and clurvin, listerine and chlorine [s] i got, trick willies, kickin me down allowance Buyin me clothes, that they can't even pronounce [e] i got, game - off the backboard [s] i got, materialistic sh** most females can't afford [e] how bout - fame, money, cars And (they love the way us "rappers ball") [s] but let me put you up on these schemes females practice Screw you real good and steal the money underneath the mattress You got to be an actress, it's conniving and cunning We fake orgasms, and make 'em think we cuming [e] okay; dem some cool clues I ain't gon' lie, you laced my tennis shoes I'ma go back and tell all my dudes Y'alls playin football with basketball rules [s] j**els - our n***az, we make 'em Buy engagement rings and give ultimatums [e] but see suga you ain't dealin with no square a** figure They call me earl; i can show 'em the newest way To play the oldest game in the world I ain't never been one to be s**in up to no chick My grandaddy told me to whip the p**y, Don't let the p**y be the whip Chorus [s] i tried to told you about a batch (what they did?) Hit yo' windows out with a bat and put yo' tires on the flat Now we can be some skanless sneaky sly hoes Burnin indo even though to' up from the flo' [e] i smell you cause i be hustlin, tryin to make some mail But my broad keep tryin to send me back to jail [s] she caught you f**in? [e] yeah, now she holdin grudges Took her keys and scratched up my cutla** You gotta watch us slick talkin bay area n***az off that gin We'll f** around and get drunk and run up in yo' best friend [s] we pop bra straps [e] we pop collars [s] we bout that scrilla scratch [e] we bout them dollars [s] it ain't gon' be no, "f** faces," no dick tasters Without them big faces (what i do?) he already tied my shoelaces Chorus [e-40] It is so enthusiastic to hear my mouthpiece as i spoke upon the game I promise you pimpin i am so open to the public about these lrp's Come on down, to my soil right? And i can lace the tardy people up, i'm havin a tutorin cla** right? And if you need to be tutored man, Come on down to shoestrings'n'things they'll lace you up real good You underdig? the pop ya collar network Up under the bosses will be bosses umbrella And i promise you, my mouthpiece is so devestatin And it can not be paralyzed man because i promise you It ain't nothin but straight g-a-m-e comin up outta here pimpin Homeboy, homeboy!