Dyslexic Fudgicle - Pray For Stacy Keibler lyrics

Bought season tickets to the Baltimore Ravens She was gone Then I bought a ticket to Summer Slam She was gone Crashed the set of James Bond Lack of British accent set her free How many more events must I crash for the woman of dreams? You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler Sell both kidneys just to meet her (I'd) Like to tie her up and keep her But I swear I'm not a creeper Her a** so sweet Her eyes have a spell on me If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have Bubble Boy on DVD She's so sweet So s**y Prettier than a thousand sunsets And when she gets a restraining order It only means she's playing hard-to-get You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler Sell both kidneys just to meet her (I'd) Like to slice her up and eat her But I swear I'm not a creeper We could listen to Burzum together Gonna tie you up and force you to watch Prison Break Nighttrain by candlelight I got a gift card to Red Lobster.