Dyslexic Fudgicle - International Erection lyrics

Can you feel the news today? Got it straight – from the TSA Protecting us from us With legal airport – rubber glove lust You may feel the urge to squeal For Uncle Sam – they'll cop an extra feel Before I fly to Bangkok They want to see - my hairy wang and rocks - How can I show Distain for this deed? I'm not a terrorist And I'm all out of weed Soon, they'll see me naked On a teleprompt screen Time to get an erection Give them a reason to scream You think you're in control I'm not your average hellion What I've got in my pants Will lead a new rebellion Take – a – look – at – this! My co*k displays it's might Fuelled by thoughts Of the strip-joint last night - I heard you yell it right out loud Can you see it – standing tall and proud Can you see it's pulsing vein? Can you smell – the hooker from baggage claim The call over the TSA's best He's big and black – his hands are on my chest He pats me down and slaps me around He thinks behind my balls – I hid a couple rounds How can I show Distain for this need? I'm not a terrorist And I'm all out of weed Soon, they'll see me naked On a teleprompt screen Time to get an erection Give them a reason to scream Why is this allowed? Who gave them a pa**? They seem to think that I can Hide a shotgun in my a** I-think-next-time I'll hide it with a sock They seem to think that I can Blow the plane up with my co*k