[Karl Lord Edward Diamonds] Welcome to the William White LP As I'm sure you already know, I'm Karl Lord Edward Diamonds Arrhythmic elitist and I have to tell you about who's coming up in the game This young rap stallion has been bestowed the highest privilege in the game He was awarded Volunteer's beats for his bravery on the microphone So prepare, cover your Mother's giant derriere And make way for a historic moment in musical history (Dogs Barking) [?]