Well if i had money Tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy bout a Mercury Lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well the girl I love I stole her from a friend He got lucky, stole her back again She heard he had a Mercury Lord she's crazy bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well hey now mama You look so fine ridin round in your Mercury 49 Crazy bout a Mercury lord I'm crazy bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well my baby went out She didn't stay long Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin home She's crazy bout a Mercury Yeah she's crazy bout a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy me a Mercury or two Crazy bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road