DWHB - The Morning After lyrics

[Verse 1: Andrew] The sunlight makes my eyes crack open Man I wish I could just rewind that Back to last night, my memory, can I find that? Did I come home with a dime piece or a dime sack? Either way, man, I can't remember Nothing at all, not even what I had for dinner Or who I sat next to with the tightest figure Or if I gave her a rose like my name was Sigur Or if we left without paying our tab Or if we made out the whole way in the cab Man this must've had to been A girl that I would see again Make it feel like me and her was -ous I'm talking like tremend I guess I'll never know who graced me with her presence The mystery unsolved, leaving me guessing seconds Damn, a note, she left it on my dresser Let's see what it says: “I've had better” [Hook] I've never felt like this It's like I'm twelve feet tall It's the morning after I totally bagged her after all And everything's great Everything's fine She got hers And I got mine [Verse 2: Travis] Wake up in my bed, but wait, Andrew's there too Don't remember sh**, man, what did we do? I ask him if he f**ed me, is this considered a rape? Or did he have the courtesy to first take me on a date? He says “Wake up young dude! May not be bad as you say What if there was a chick? A devil's three-way!” So there was still hope that there had been no sodomy Ought to be a way to figure it out, there's just got to be We jump out of bed, minds racing like Dale Jr I made a joke about morning wood, some failed humor In the living room, it's just the dog and us And we both have the same thought and say “Oh, f**” This might've happened, we're gonna have to deal With the fact that one or both of us might've copped a feel But just as we were both filled to the brim with grief Out the kitchen walked Dean's sister, we high-fived with relief [Hook] [Verse 3: Dean] When I arise in the AM to slay some f**ing Cheerios The last thing that I want to see is a seedy ho Using my pillow and laying under my sheets Like she shouldn't have left right after we did the deed Wish I could tell you to leave without speaking a word But I can't, so I'll say “Get the f** out! Ya heard?” Damn, it feels good to get that sh** out my house So I can start to forget what I did when I was out Cause it's the morning after and I feel like Lebron Think I hollered at my boy's girl and also his mom? I went hard in the paint because my sh** is the bomb I pour drinks for my team cause we're already on And I'ma do it again even if I got cla** in the morn' This sh**'s so damn easy, man, I swear that it gets boring Go to cla** still drunk but I ace my test Aw yeah, you're goddamn right I'm the best [Verse 4: Cheldon McQueen] Woke up with no shirt and the lights on Pants in the corner, tube socks, and some Nikes on Stretched and thought “Who the f** left the lights on?” Looked to my right and saw a chick with some tights on Looking more electrifying than Raichu Panties on top of a tripod with a Nikon And my right arm had two arms right beside it Just happened to be two white chicks With more booty than a pirate There's a bloodstain on my tee This is feeling like an opening scene Of Hangover 3, did someone drug me? Or is it some dream? There's five b**hes in here And not one is ugly Oh, jumped out of the bed wiping confetti out my hair Then my phone start ringing, it's my girlfriend She's outside, know I'm here cause the light's on f**, let me press play on this Nikon, see what happened