DWHB - Pray For Dean lyrics

[Hook: Awsten Knight] Stop this awful dream f**ing pray for Dean Please get well cause We need you around again Things just aren't the same Without you [Verse 1: Travis] It all started ago, many many weeks When Dean bought those godforsaken shoes that look like feet "They're Vibrams!" he said; his voice might've squeaked But I told him, "I don't care, those stupid shoes, they look like feet" Stubborn as hell, he said "I do what I want!" Then those stupid shoes Dean did try to flaunt Chilling in ATX, on our way to get Atwood Go down in infamy, this is a day that would He was saying something about where we'd get grub Then destiny called and Dean's toe got stubbed Time seemed to stop But it did not, of course time don't stop Now you know the story of our boy Dean's strife Now you know the story that f**ing changed our lives I started a campaign; you know the one that I mean Get to Twitter, get to typing #prayfordean [Hook] [Verse 2: Andrew] It was all a dream; at least I f**ing wish it was But this sh** ain't; I f**ing miss you, cuz Since you smashed your toe, you ain't been around And my laughter box ain't made a single sound My body gets cold in the darkest hours And I feel awful lonely when I'm in the shower There's nobody here to change my socks I feel worthless, like a bag of rocks When you coming back? I hope it's soon I'll wish and I'll wish on a full-a** moon It's the thought that counts, for what it's f**ing worth And you're my best homeboy here on f**ing earth So hurry back son, cause dinner's ready The bell is ringing and my balls are sweaty You're a heartless ba*tard, and really mean If you don't, if you don't pray for Dean [Hook] [Verse 3: Dean] All y'all punks were out celebrating Thinking I was gone for good, but quit hating Cause my absence was a temporary hiatus Sorry to give you hope but I didn't surrender my status As the best white rapper in Central Texas Kind of a stretch, like a virgin's s** is Call your exes, ask them who the best is They've been praying for Dean, don't care who the rest is Speaking of, homie, where your honey at? Bet twenty bucks that she's where the money at That means she's with Dee Dubz, so we're getting Dee Dubz Asked her what she thought of your music and she said "He s**s!" I'm really sorry, I know you wish that you could be us So brew a Polyjuice Potion bruh, live it up Now that your boy Dean is back on the scene I'm gonna get so f**ing gully that you're gonna be giving up