DWHB - Just Ain't lyrics

[Verse 1: Travis] First off, I ain't here to sing praises I'm hazing, not giving out bouquets of daisies To all the other joints that don't compare To Waffle House b**h, the best anywhere First off, you may say that I'm crazy I ain't be; Waffle House is just saintly That's it; I hope that you can get the jist of it Who else ain't as good? Well here's a list of it: [Verse 2: Andrew] Denny's: real food, they say? Well it ain't real good, okay? Okay Just wanna make sure that you know that I could even testify in court to show that Your omelettes ain't good, and neither are your hashbrowns I went to your bathroom, I got me a rash now Your whole menu leaves my insides boiling Put it where it belongs: inside the toilet [Hook] Think you're better than the House? You just ain't Keep that bullsh** out your mouth, man I just ate That's what I keep telling you Yes I do And it's true Oh, so true Waffle House is the #1 Breakfast establishment; that's it, we're done [Verse 3: Travis] IHOP: Waffle House arch-nemesis I'll enter a sewer before I enter your premises The premise of unlimited pancakes is okay But not when it's all-you-can-eat doo-doo buffet Poo is still poo even with syrup on top of it Eat that sh**? I'd rather do the opposite There can only be one House; it's of Waffles, no doubt I wish the rain would come and wash you down the spout [Verse 4: Dean] Pancake? Big mistake I wouldn't seek shelter from an earthquake You got a big square sign? Big f**ing deal You're just copying Waffle House; get f**ing real Who'd wanna eat your food? Your portions are tiny And your flapjacks are lackluster, don't remind me Open 24 hours but no one gives a sh** Must be lonely in that empty-a** building [Hook] So there's no contest when you put it in context No complex comparisons, no fine print, no small text Just the best, the winner is clear It's where I'll be eating my dinner for the rest of my years My breakfast too, forever eating waffles with my reckless crew We'll step to you, you b**hes If you talk sh** about the House, you're dead Texas Breakfast Corps gonna knock you in your f**ing head [Hook]