[Verse 1: Andrew] Oh my god, what do I hear? Ain't heard nothing like it in a million years Hard as f**, my oh my Gonna take this whole game, blow it to the f**ing sky To the f**ing sky? f**ing in the sky Join the f**ing club, we're a mile high So far up, don't look down Look at all your options, I'm the best around Hey girl, what you think I'm in here for? Just to pop a bottle and blow some indo smoke? I know you're trying to say that you ain't been no ho But I'm gonna try to get it in cause you're a 10, no joke Girl I swear that you were like the finest girl I ever saw Seen a lot of girls but no one ever gave me heavy jaw When you drop it to the floor, you make me drop it to the floor When I get a little taste, I wanna get a little more I swear you're fine like Egyptian sheets Fresh off the vine, I know you're sickly sweet I wanna make you mine, I wanna kiss your feet It's time to introduce you to Mr. Meat Let's retreat to some privacy Cause we're gonna have one hell of a time, you see It's time to work, I better clock in Get the job done, and get the bed to rockin' [Verse 2: Dean] Hey girl, whatcha gonna do When I come at you dick hard and balls blue? All I really wanna do is share my goo On a hot b**h's face, so how about you? Pikachu, I choose you To be the pot in which I cook my stew Put a baby in the oven but it's all on you I can't be a dad, got living to do But b**h you should be honored That your cervix just got clobbered And girl you should be thankful That your love-hole I did make full And I think I deserve some payment For the way I filled your an*s But you act like I did you no favors So for you no 31 flavors [Verse 3: Travis] These bonafide b**hes need a bo*er ride, b**hes Throwing them a curveball but they always catch my pitches Yeah I may be a pro but I'll still play Bush League Before the game starts, put your pads on both knees Fiending for my nuts like a ravenous squirrel Cause we all know balls and bats rule the f**ing world Home plate, am I safe? You must be joking, ha Of course I'm not safe; ooh baby, I like it raw When it comes to p**y, my dick is like catnip Just one whiff and girls go crazy for that sh** Girl you need this dick, so stop talking to that prick It's like I spilled oil cause I know that I'm that slick Always begging to bump crotch; did I mention That these girls are addicted, man? They need an intervention But I won't give it to them cause I love the attention So we always get together man, there ain't no contention That's all I've gotta say so I guess in summary: I need you to remove your dungarees I'm hungry as a hippo and I know you've been drinking Cause why else would you wear those? What were you thinking? Cause I'm thinking about you and girl nothing else So let's go back to my place and remove our belts And remove our pants and remove our shirts Now that we ate out, we'll have our just desserts