Don't wanna be your teacher Don't wanna be your preacher Don't wanna be your keeper I wanna be your pimp Don't wanna be your lover Don't wanna be your brother Don't wanna be your mother I met you on the Greyhound bus In a world of pa**ion and lust Don't wanna be your pastor I wanna be your master I'm just a f**ing ba*tard I wanna be your pimp