Dumbfoundead - MC Showcase 2011 lyrics

[Dumbfoundead] [Verse] Yo, I remember when cyphers were off the dome It happened on street corners not recorded at your home It's something I don't condone, I hope that I'm not alone I'm doing this for the trolls that are commenting down below Let's pick it up from D-Pryde Listen up it's "me" time Arizonas, hit coronas, buzzing like a beehive Don't even need to be high to blow it up, I'm Jihad This is all free, no tickets out the kiosk. (BIOTCH)-D-Pryde A free speech inner city griot Ladies on the dick cause I'm rocking a Magnum PI Everybody, be honest. You thought I wouldn't be on it? I'm k**ing now you're feeling it and clapping like a sea otter The legendary freestyle. I say my name three times Appear like the candy man and beat your little pinatas They call me E. Honda, I got a strong pimp hand Your girl, she's a big fan and hanging off my kickstand I'm obviously a product of wasted youth And to the total opposite of everything safe to do Used to have an ankle bracelet that beeped when I left the room Not really a role-model, I'm here to corrupt the youth Middle fingers lifted proud, five-finger discounts Kick spit piss flick cigs where the pigs lounge Swigging a 5th of any liquor that is sh** brown Drinking early like the locals at the hick-town Shout out to Dale Firebird for the moonshine Flow so sick, people saying gesundheit Always got bars around me, feels like I'm doing time You and I are like comparing boxing to muay thai [Hook] Fans lining up, trying to smoke me out, telling me that got a fat blunt roll If they see us in the venue, they might kick us out, but holler at me after the show, ho [Verse] Yo, half Frankenstein, other half Genghis Khan The type of style that most people can't describe Young'uns coming up, telling me that I'm past my prime I was better than most folks when my a** was five Huh, yea you too weak for this Might as well quit and turn in your two-weeks notice I make quotables, you barely meet quotas K-Town hold my city on each shoulder Local celebrity, international pimp Never get hotel room, just crash it or crib No rent-a-car, she my private taxi and sh** Does whatever I want her to, never ask for a tip Huh, drank toasted, smoking dank posted Hoes bang while we bump that Frank Ocean West coasting, dubs in the air Freestyles over here, free hugs over there [Hook]