Dumbfoundead - Dumbfoundead vs F.L.O. lyrics

[Round 1: F.L.O.] Introducing the proud owner of a Jackie Chan poster And a five foot bong made for lonely opium smokers I'm surprised you even showed up today Cause you got warrants and on the run from the ASPCA See you fit the profile of a predator when you moved into town Like you get hungry when you hear Snoop Dogg and the Dogg Pound When I move to a neighborhood, the women stay wet A week after you moved in, there wasn't no mo' stray pets See you'll pay rock paper scissor for chop liver and pot stickers And eat a whole living cat fish, even the eyes and whiskers If this accusation ain't true He got a shaved, glazed duck hangling and dangling from his Honda rear view For real, on animals you be ill You laugh when Bambi's mother and Simba's father got k**ed You a southern Cali malnutritioned boy who lost Who's biggest decision is between duck and soy sauce Look, how come that, Mr. Chow Yun Fat Can't tell the difference between cow or cat? [Round 1: Dumbfoundead] Yo, Lush, why did you pair up the two of us to fight? I went from battling The Saurus to F.L.O., what am I doing with my life? Yo, your music isn't tight, you rap like you're woozy from a flight This motherf**er came from the Bay to star in a new movie called Steaks On A Plane There's motherf**ing steaks on this motherf**ing plane But this motherf**er ate 'til his stomach was in pain Coming out in May But I'ma do his as charity for my battle peeps This muhf**a sound half asleep You sound like Master P if he had to pee But I'ma have fun with it, cause Battle Of L.A. part 1 was a riot You're like a less funnier Marv Won on a diet Yo, your metaphors are weaker than my credit score You're weaker than that one kid I served from Equator I went from battling that last guy with infected pores To some random dude no one's checking for But I still get a sh** load views on youtube I guess less is more By the way, when did your two front teeth get divorced? I'm a show this fool the exit door [Round 2: F.L.O.] I tend to generalize when I take a view of life So f** you Tandtrum, my bad, y'all look alike Like Bruce Lee had a baby with Chung Lee named "Dumb Lee" Then changed his name to Dumbfoundead to Dub 3 They started doing tai-chi, rocking a karate [?] Staring at the sea, posing as a yellow golden tree Don't wanna make you mad, wanna fight and start tripping Cause he's a ninja engine, he can scissor kick a flying pigeon You could use your bare hands to go fishing Helicopter kick a helicopter while the propeller is spinning Cause you're no stranger to danger I mean, your great grandfather built the 36 Chambers See you could be an icon in Taiwan But the only time you see or say "doe" is at the end of "tae kwon" Your girl is fish stinky She refer to your penis as crouching tiger, shrinking pinky This moron is amazing See Asians are smart, but let me get this right...you're a dumb Asian? I don't get that sh** [Round 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, did you think you'd truly win with your droopy chin? Looking like you'd be in one of those wack shows on UPN You're the only one our girl friends with a girlfriend And you look a lot darker since the Parkers Looking like a musty, crusty, Bun B You need lotion, chap stick and sun screen You look unhealthy and unclean Brushing your teeth takes less than five minutes I'm surprised you don't care about hygiene when it has the word "high" in it Yo, I can tell that you never shower and you ain't gonna start either You got more crust around your lips than a large pizza Ayo, not to mention, your body odor, someone spray some potpourri He look like one of them fat, black, lesbian rappers, I'ma call him F.L.O.etry Yo, I'ma murder you so bad, they gonna identify you by your dental records But at your funeral, instead of flowers, people are gonna leave chicken tenders Yo, he's the only black guy who wishes his dick was bigger He be pretending he has p**y in his face by putting his tits together Yo, looking like a gay Carl Winslow and rhyming at a Ray Charles tempo I'm a k** you with one liners cause I hate long insults [Round 3: F.L.O.] Peblo, emo a**holes The new politically correct, racially diverse version of the Little Rascals To get in they club houser, you gotta rub snowzers And Eskimo kiss they leader, the Asian Alfalfa I'll pull some salt in the wound before I shut the f** up How come nobody from Project Blowed ever blow up? C'mon y'all, we all know what's up Besides Nocan' the whole second generation s**s I mean, you got some battle quotes but you're not dope And f**ing Sahtyre sound like he got nut in his throat Y'all two on WRC, that was so so wrong It was like Fey Long hooked up with Ray Dong Chong Who you gonna call? Lyraflip at rhyme time? He gotta battle record of 0 and 4 in Grind Time n***a, you getting served, all y'all on prime time It's my opinion, but ask anyone here if I'm lying Look, I got you shook man My Oakland Ninja Turtles will run circles around your southern Cali foot clan [Round 3: Dumbfoundead] Yo, I go to rap battles looking so west side of my fresh jive You go to job interviews with pieces of french fries on your neck tie You look like Tech-N9ne if he were Shrek size without the red dye Yo, has anybody seen this guy's Twitter page? He be updating it every fricking day with different sh** he ate 12:58: Fish fillet 2:00 : Chicken steak 5:45 : Mmm, dinner's great 6:00 : Time for lemon cake Wait, that was only a fifteen minute break! Aye, we don't need an update on every cupcake you ate at lunch break f** face Yo, I'm surprised you even know how to use the internet He still hasn't figured out the screen at the drive thru window yet Yo, I looked at his computer table, he has crumbs on his desktop I looked at his monitor, how the f** did you get crumbs on your desktop? F.L.O., I asked him if he was gay and he said, "Yes and no" He's kind of like Pinocchio but forget the nose When he tells a hoax his neck will grow extra rolls Looking like Funkmaster Flex but broke We got a good thing going out with the FreshCoast But you're an embarra**ment to the whole camp During the WRCs you were to Lush what Rheteric was to Nocan'