Duke Westlake - Huell Howser lyrics

[Intro] This is magical! Oh wow! Look at this! [Verse 1: Dumbfoundead] Yeah Rest in peace Huell Houser, You repped Cali better than most I rolled a fatty up in your honor And blew out the Netherlands smoke Now now now, let the evidence show That I'm a veteran down to the bone (bone) Check the measurements, peep my residence Let the councilmen know (know) Corduroy house slippers (slippers) Polaroid fan pictures Baby sister, held by mama Daddy holding 80's liquor, Never had a baby sitter, would've f**ed my babysitter (sitter) Rolled around my block with a crew of crazy sinners Grew up on hopito, hot cheetos, and lots of kilos I saw eagles turn our trios to duos then down to solo Yeah we lost one, we lost two They shot Richard, they got Drew We lit candles and made shirts We made sure that they're moms cool (true) That was '02, that was 10 years ago When I started rhyming and overused the word "lyrical" [Bridge] Damn that was bad, damn that was way back (back) I got way better, how'd you f**ing stay wack? (wack) Damn that was bad, damn that was way back Damn that was bad, damn that was way back Damn that was bad, damn that was way back I got way better, how'd you f**ing stay wack? [Verse 2: Dumbfoundead] Man I served fools, and filled shoes, from sunset to mildew I walked about like forty blocks, through bright reds and dark blues Leimert Park, my rap school, they rap fast and pack tools You rap wack, then come back, you will get your a** booed Fast food and swisher sweets, through bulletproof gla** (gla**) Hoodrats, pajama pants with a big ol' a** (a**) First thing my friend asked "I'd smash, would you smash?" We both laughed, we both smashed Then pa**ed her off to our young lads Little bruh, the young homies, going around being unholy Sneaking into Sam's Hofbrau If I had some ones on me, lap dance She'd feel around, like I might have some guns on me All the girls we messed around with Nah, they weren't no nuns homie (nah) That was '05, when my homie had a son (son) I was telling every girl she the only one Dam that was cold, damn that was old times Used to fool around with hoes that would go the whole 9 Damn that was cold, damn that was old times Damn that was cold, damn that was old times Damn that was cold, damn that was old times Used to fool around with hoes that would go the whole 9 Oh wow!