My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Nine bullets in my roommate's gun My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Gonna find a use for every last one One for the love who chose to betray me, a real fine love who wouldn't be true One for the man that she betrayed with, a nice enough fella, she'll betray him too A nice enough fella, she'll betray him too One for my boss man, riding my bu*t again, sorry sir, but you'd better clock out One for the lady down at the laundromat, who goes through my dryer pulling one sock out She goes through my dryer pulling one sock out One just to put me out of my misery I better aim that s**er true I'll leave a note that says I'm sorry but I went off the deep end when I fell for you I went off the deep end when I fell for you One each for my immediate family, they'll be so disappointed to see what I done One left over, I'll save it for my roommate After all it's my roommate's gun After all it's my roommate's gun My roommate's gun got nine bullets in it nine bullets in my roommate's gun Roommate's gun got nine bullets in it Gonna find a use for every last one gonna find a use for every last one Gonna find a use for every last one