Bob goes to church every Sunday Every Sunday that the fish ain't bitin' Bob never have to have dinner with the Preacher Cos' Bob never bothered gettin' married He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again He always had more dogs than he ever had friends Bob ain't light in the loafers He might kneel but he never bends over Bob takes care of his Momma She's the only one he lets call him Robert She don't drive anymore so he takes her to the store And keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it Every week at the beauty shop Bob's Momma hears That another woman's paid 'nother man disappears Robert ain't exactly scared o' women He's just got his own way o' livin' Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole 2 channels come in 2 more comin' through He used to watch the news but he don't anymore Ain't none of it new it's the same as before He figures all any of it's any good for's Keepin' everybody bored till there ain't nobody Like Bob anymore Bob takes care of his Momma She's a mess but he feels like he oughtta A big a mess today as bob will say "she's a big un and she's gonna be a lotta" He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again He always had more dogs than he ever had friends Bob ain't light in the loafers He might kneel but he never bends over