Steve McQueen Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen Steve McQueen The coolest doggone mother scratcher on the silver screen I'd drive real fast everywhere no one would ever catch me And I'd kick your a** if you pissed me off so be careful what you ask me And I'd never have an empty bottle or an empty bed And as cool as Paul Newman is I bet Steve could whup his head Steve McQueen Bullet was my favorite movie that I'd ever seen I totaled my go-cart trying to imitate that chase scene That Duster had six hubcaps, know what I mean And I love the way they all flew off when it landed in that ravine Steve McQueen I really loved The Getaway back when I was eight That p**y Alec Baldwin s**ed in the remake And speaking of p**y, I guess Steve got it all He f**ed Faye Dunaway and he f**ed Ali McGraw Steve McQueen Steve McQueen When I was a little boy I wanted to grow up to be Steve McQueen Steve McQueen The coolest goddamn mothef**er on the silver screen (Yee-haw) (Suddenly the scene turns slow and somber, as a campfire harp plays in the background) I went to see The Hunter on my first date The Hunter was the last movie Steve McQueen lived to make They took my drivers license when I was just sixteen The year Mesothelioma k**ed Steve McQueen