Tired of living in bu*tholeville Tired of my job and my wife Lucille Tired of my kids Ronnie and Neil Tired of my 68 Bonneville Working down at Billy Bob's Bar and Grille The food here tastes like the way I feel There's a girl on the dance floor dressed to k** She's the best looking woman in bu*tholeville One day I'm gonna get out of bu*tholeville Gonna reach right in Gonna grab the till Buy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVille lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill There's a beach somewhere where the water's are still Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peals Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eel and I'm never going back to bu*tholeville Never going, never going, never going never going back!