Dratchface - Mr. Song lyrics

[Sampled audio] "Not to be confused with the DISEASE 'cancer.'" [Verse 1: Dratchface] My flow is the tightest, best and the brightest Known only as a k**er like entitlitus s**a MC's are still stuck doubtin' While Dratchface remains King sh** of f** Mountain Only made one mistake, guess which mixtape he says it in Rap fanatics eat any sh** up like nature's presidents Recorded lo-fi, played through cheaper speakers Dratchface's daily routine akin to that of Jeepers Creepers But his bad grammar come around at rammer speed To learn y'all and whack your balls like Van Hammersly Whip up a beat with synths and a gawky drumbeat But nobody believes in him like a talking junkie Got all the rhymes for ya, just pay us your layaway And get em all in one pack like mustmayostardayonaise And it don't seem to add up, the way people do Because three times one minus one equals two Tara Delu [Sampled audio] "I've had to listen to that bullsh** song four times already." [Verse 2: Dratchface] When Dratch attacks, he's always very rude And drives rappers out of business like Fairsley Foods I take listeners on a lyrical train ride With an old lady, Japanese man, biker, and a gay guy Say rhymes, but I don't hate women or like Hennessy Not a person, more like pure light and energy I'm Clarence Trill in the hood, the nerves of steel guy You'll cowards don't even smoke crack, it's good, it gets you real high Affluence to get a segway with a pair of k**er rims And a wooden crate containing Sarah Silverman I'm just joking ladies, really, I'm dying here Feeling like King Loser up inside the Biosphere A real cuck pioneer, I ain't no soldier, bub Just another member of the Chip on the Shoulder Club And I don't have the capacity to let it lie So my doctor says I need marijuana to get high (Outro) Smoke weed all day Watch Mr. Show 'til the pain goes away [Sampled audio] "Oh darn this counterculture, it's got me all bugaboo!"