Dragon Boy Suede - I Heal with My Steel lyrics

Ladies, listen up. Dragon Boy Suede will make you feel better Musically, spiritually, and emotionally Let's listen to case study #1 [Verse 1] I met a homeless chick, her name was Daisy She stumbled 'round, actin' all crazy Talkin' to herself, mutterin' obscenities Her crib was a cardboard box, with no amenities She looked like she just crawled out the sewer I walked over, introduced myself to her Said "I goes by the name of Dragon Boy Suede It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance today." Went back to her cardboard box Stripped down to our shoes and socks Laid her down, kissed her gently Then I threw her the bang of the century All of a sudden she felt great She got her mind back; she could think straight Today she's the president of her own company She credits this to the night she was humpin' me [Hook] I heal with my steel ("Dra-dra-dra-dragon Boy Suede") For this next adventure, we take you to the site of a gentleman's club [Verse 2] I met another chick, she only had one leg She stripped in the club with a pirate peg I took her backstage, threw her a pump She grew back the leg where there used to be a stump Her friend walked up, scoliosis of the spine [My prognosis, eight inches a time?] [Took a good look, a crooked dope rhyme?] Put her wack vertibrae back in a straight line Another came by, then another then another They formed a line, one in front of the other I healed them all, mind body and soul Now they got a smile when they up on the pole From the head to the toe, they got it goin' on Their bodies are fixed and their problems are gone They be makin' much cash every time they do a dance Cause they visited the practitioner in my pants [Hook] In this last verse, Dragon Boy Suede is presented with a moral quandary. Check it out— [Verse 3] I heard about a chick, she was about to die I raced to her hospital room to save her life But she had not yet reached the legal age-- --Of consent; she was still jailbait The only thing that could save her from her fate Was considered by the state to be statutory rape What a waste; such a shame She pa**ed away before the morning came I just sat there, so depressed So frustrated, so stressed Then all of a sudden my mind snapped I jumped on the bed cause I had to bring her back Resurrection via erection Reanimated, rejuvinated The gift of life is what you've been given: Welcome back to the land of the livin' [Hook] [Outro] This might sting a little Woo Yes Y'know, I took a Hippocratic Oath, so ah Whatever ails ya, I nails ya