If the whiskey don't k** you, the smoke finger will I've been driving all night, been drinking down pills I'd say God bless you, but you've had your fill If the whiskey don't k** you, the smoke finger will If you don't change your ways, in hell you will burn But i'm still believing ain't strayed far away I'd say God bless you, but Goddamn you're too bright If the whiskey don't k** you, the smoke might tonight -and so on...