A bottle a day Keeps the doctors away Or so my girlfriend says So I take my medicine And she gives me something That word's just can't express She's cranky when she's sober So sweet when she's wasted When I quench my thirst with her waters It's the sweetest I have ever tasted As I lay down to sleep She lays a bottle at my feet Knowing when I wake up I'll be shaking The sun comes through the window She opens up the bottle She feeds me my medicine again Chorus I can't stay clean long I hope she is not angry anymore She brings me happiness in a bottle Makes life easier to swallow Makes love easier to hold So I've been told Chorus Can't stay clean long Hope she's not angry anymore