Dr. Zygote - Falcon Punch lyrics

[lyrics originally transcripted by jimmy dyna, onesecbeforetheend & etze] Vigo the Carpathian bathing in lakes of radium Breaking them in Angel of sin Chasing the wind God particle eater Meet the Farcical leader Sparking the trees up [Damn!] Parking the V-Dub Up on the curb, like, motherf**ing superb swerve Got your ovaries loving the cursed words Opposable Thumbs Opium Blunts Smoke in the Lungs Thelonious Monk All up in your pulmonary trunk [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA] Manufacture mechanical salamanders But never fraternize with tyrannical salad handlers My evil experiments are the genesis You'll be needing a therapist by the end of this He keeps civil Like a teacher of funky science While the others point and click Like the sequel of Monkey Island Here he is The gold star was nearly his But on the final leg He was distracted by idiots! He's done it again This time rocking the rays of d**h Save your breath Debate is ??? fled [?] Days of meth Forget it, Curly You had your chance You blew it early You saw me sinking in the sand and tried to do me dirty Falcon punch! The skies are fallin' The life forming is isomorphic The giant iron horseman absorbed in the flying saucer The Mighty Morphin The Norseman Strive with the finest calling Telescope high in orbit and flying awkward Defining awesome Vibranium shining ornaments Dead in the water the silent nautilus Got them think about leaving the solar system The human lust for destruction erupted a stomach symptom {ah man, my damn stomach} He'd only miss the Simpsons He can exist without words [wars?] and smaller sentences [citizens?] You can keep the racism of fake religion Continue on your day-to-day mission of satanism [Whoa] You're under fire from ultimate nullifiers The audience didn't see the invisible puppet wires The dreamweaving visionary parks the Bentley Behold! The Netherhead Garth Marenghi Comparing notes with Jehova's racketeers on vacation Chilling on Amazona's planeteer n******gs is hungry Time to take'em out for lunch Hit'em with the Falcon Punch!